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Can I have a drink?
There is apple juice in the fridge, cups on the draining rack. If you want a hot drink, wait until parent emerges.
I'm hungry, can I have something to eat?
Of course, there are some pears on the side, failing that, some biscuits or crisps in the top cupboard. Please leave the bourbons.
What is for tea?
No idea, probably pasta.
[insert sibling] called me a [insert insult]
Your parent will deal with [insert sibling] after the meeting.
Would you rather be a [insert object] or a [insert object]?
100% a [insert object].
Who is that girl on the screen?
This is a colleague and not your father's girlfriend.
I'm bored
Netflix has a wide variety of children's films and TV shows. There is also a few books on the table.